A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
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. The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
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. The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make Your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. "
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.. The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, -she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
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. For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,
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. So, -she's the richest woman in the world!
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. The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she cleverly answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
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. Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them..
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. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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. . Male readers: Please scroll down.
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. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
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. Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!
Have a nice time